Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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