i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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