yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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