She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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