It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
They have beer where we have blood.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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