When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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