So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We are two peas in an std pod
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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