when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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