That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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