Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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