But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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