don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
two words...techno handjob
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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