Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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