Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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