ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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