I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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