So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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