margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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