i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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