Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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