Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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