I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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