i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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