And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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