Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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