i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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