Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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