everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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