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The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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