Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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