you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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