He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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