i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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