Sponge bath it is.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
