You can't special order awesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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