ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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