Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
