I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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