in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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