"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Text me some of your sweat
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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