I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
