Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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