Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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