Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
its liver damage thursday
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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