idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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