Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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