I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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