Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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