Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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