He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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