I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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