I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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