Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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