i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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