You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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