Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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