No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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