I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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